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Callum Turner Joins the Long Walk for Johnnie Walker
Digital

Callum Turner Joins the Long Walk for Johnnie Walker

The casting of celebrity ambassadors for premium spirits has become so ritualized that one can almost recite the script in advance: the actor, usually British, usually at the precise moment of ascending fame, is shown in a setting of quiet luxury, engaged in some vaguely aspirational activity that r

The casting of celebrity ambassadors for premium spirits has become so ritualized that one can almost recite the script in advance: the actor, usually British, usually at the precise moment of ascending fame, is shown in a setting of quiet luxury, engaged in some vaguely aspirational activity that r

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A Squirrel Named Mr. Nutterbutter Dares a Beaver to Court
Digital

A Squirrel Named Mr. Nutterbutter Dares a Beaver to Court

The legal department at Buc-ee's, the Texas-based convenience store chain whose rest stops have become pilgrimage sites for road-weary travelers seeking clean bathrooms and an improbable variety of beef jerky, has spent the better part of a decade filing trademark lawsuits against small businesses w

C4 and Beyond Join the Fizzy Protein Rush
Digital

C4 and Beyond Join the Fizzy Protein Rush

There was a time, not so long ago, when protein was something you encountered in a gym locker room, mixed grimly from powder in a shaker bottle that would never quite come clean.

Little Caesars Builds an Apartment for a Man Who Does Not Exist
Advertising

Little Caesars Builds an Apartment for a Man Who Does Not Exist

The pizza industry has had, over the years, a complicated relationship with the motion picture business, one that has ranged from product placement in teenage comedies to the sort of elaborate promotional partnerships that require their own press releases.